I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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