Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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