I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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