he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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