I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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