I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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