You can't motorboat a personality
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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