Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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