Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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