Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
handjob tips. give me some.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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