forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Do vagina's smell?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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