have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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