I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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