So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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