she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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