well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
