we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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