real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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