my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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