Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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