I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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