i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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