yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
