Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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