I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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