some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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