have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
