did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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