Moan for me like Helen Keller
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
porn star boner night. come get it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I could fuck to npr.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
