Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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