What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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