My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
