Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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