Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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