yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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