okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize