going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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