Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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