i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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