i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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