there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
