i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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