I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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