By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
...so i touched it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
