Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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