I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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