The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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