Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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