Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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