Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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