porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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