I accidentally had phone sex last night
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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