it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize