I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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