After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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