My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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