is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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