yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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