I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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