So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
