If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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